Brave soldier
You have been selected
To join the elite task force
Squadron X
You are The Chermobilizers
Get rid of the mutant menace
Kill all the mutants
They are a nuisance and they smell
(They don’t look very well)
Let’s send them back to hell
Kill all the mutants
Kill all the mutants
Kill all the mutants
Kill all the mutants
1987
Soldier’s Log
I’ve been fighting for a year
And I’ve become the best
I’ve bashed in 10,000 skulls
Broke 7,000 spines
And mashed 40,000 dicks
I’m the last soldier of Squadron X
Check out my rock hard pecs
Nothing can defeat me
Because I have become
The Chermobilizer
Kill all the mutants
They are a nuisance and they smell
They don’t look very well
Let’s send them back to hell
Kill all the mutants
They are a nuisance and they smell
They don’t look very well
Let’s send them back to hell
Kill all the mutants
Kill all the mutants
Kill all the mutants
Kill all the mutants
(Kill all the mutants)
(Kill all the mutants)
(Kill all the mutants)
(Kill all the mutants)
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