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The FATTEST and BESTEST and songs that are WELL GOOD, probably. FEATURING SMASH HITS "POOPOO", "TESCO RUN" and the MASSIVE "BITCH IN MY THROAT"

Do you like vomiting on goats? Doing your taxes? Perhaps two men being gay and happy is your thing, or maybe you just enjoy sucking cockyright. Whatever you fancy, WE DON'T BELIEVE YOU'LL FIND A BETTER EDM COMP OUT THERE, SO GIVE THE HUGE UMBRELLA MASSIVE A DOWNLOAD AND SUPPORT THE ASS CULTURE.


Disclaimer:

-This album complies with The Copyright and Rights in Performances (Quotation and Parody) Regulations 2014, Amendments 5.1

-We don't have anything against EDM, any of the artists parodied on this presentation, UKF, the BBC, dogs, UKIP, David Cameron, and so on.

-We also don't like to sexualise the females ok

credits

released November 16, 2015

This time, Huge Umbrella is, in alphuckbetical order:

General Mumble - Writing, vocals, production, mixing, presenting, "mastering", artwork
Glaze - Writing, production
ipi - Writing, vocals, production, mixing, presenting
JackTHerbert - Writing, vocals, production, mixing, presenting
ʝennifur - Writing, vocals, presenting
sc.Dave! - Writing, vocals, production, mixing, presenting
Twigileia - Vocals
Weeaboo Yiff Queen - Writing

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Track Name: The Lady Fucker - Lady Fucking
Love every party
Wednesday night parking
Move your head, shoulders and toes
Rock your body

It is the night
Where you love the sexy ladies
Fuck me in my yellow Mercedes

Vape with the lads
Get meth for my vape
Dance with a babe
She's a 9/10
She smells like men
Sweat in her pits
Slice off her tits

Sex sex sex sex
Triple X X X
Lady party in my pants on a Thursday
After-party in the lads also on a Thursday

Sex condom club club
Penis fanny rub-a-dub

Sex sex sex sex
Triple X X X
Sex sex sex sex
Triple X X X
Sex sex sex sex
Triple X X X
Sex sex sex sex
Triple X X X
Track Name: Tesco Run
Take it to the top
Take it to the bottom
Take it to the left
Take it to Tesco

Here at Tesco
You can get a TV
For less than a pound
If you steal it

(This is the police, pull over the car!)
Don't pull over
Go very far

Crash into a bridge
Kill an old man
Kill an old man
And an old dog

[Today a 20-year-old man has stolen a TV and killed old men and a dog. What a cunt.]

Get out of the car
Go into ASDA
See that the TVs are cheaper in ASDA
Buy a TV that's cheaper in ASDA
Steal some bubblegum
And get killed in ASDA
Track Name: Happy & Gay - I'd Really Like Happiness
HAPPY:
If you're happy and you know it
There's a great way you can show it!

GAY:
Rip off all my fucking clothes and put your arse against my nose

HAPPY:
Sing and dance with all your friends
It's the fun that never ends!

GAY:
I will lick your asshole well
I am going straight to Hell

HAPPY:
Jammin' with the funky groove
Demonstrate your far-out moves!

GAY:
Shove your penis in and out
AIDS and HIV and Gout

HAPPY:
When we are all done for now
I sit on bed in my dressing gown
The one thing I want most of all...
Well...

TOGETHER:
I'd really like a penis
I'd really like happiness
I'd really like a penis
I'd really like happiness
I'd really like a penis
I'd really like happiness
I'd really like a penis
I'd really like happiness

I'd really like a penis
I'd really like happiness
I'd really like a penis
I'd really like happiness
I'd really like a penis
I'd really like happiness
I'd really like a penis
I'd really like happiness
I'd really like a penis
I'd really like happiness
I'd really like a penis
I'd really like happiness
I'd really like a penis
I'd really like happiness
I'd really like a penis
I'd really like happiness
Track Name: Deadmoo5e - Suck My Cockyright
But I just wanna fuck the dog
But I just wanna fuck the dog
But I wanna fuck the fridge
But I just wanna fuck the Pope
I.. wait...
'cause I just wanna fuck a knife

We just wanna fuck the dog, dog, fridge, pope, wait, a knife
Track Name: Madonerkebab - Poopoo
Hey Dr. Colon
Lax me up, baby
I wanna shit on the dancefloor

When the music starts
I never wanna stop
It's a scat fiesta

Come over here
I know you are bored
You can ri-
WAIT STOP

Come over here
I know you are bored
You can ride me
Like a fuckin' skateboard

The music
Helps me digest
Makes me poopoo
Yeah

The music
Helps me digest
Makes me poopoo
Yeah

Doctor, I need something to help me poo when I dance
Alright, let me just check the "These will help you shit" cupboard
Ah yes, we have some, um...

Benefiber
Citrucel
Surfak
Dulcolax
Senokot
Bisocodyl
Pedialax
Wikipedia
David Cameron
Monster Energy
Freddy Mercury's teeth
Or my personal favourite: reaching straight into the anus and just pulling it out

You see though, this would be so much easier if the anus was on your feet
Imagine: dancing on the dancefloor with anuses on your feet
You could just dance, and shit out of your fe-

Music
Helps me digest
Makes me poopoo
But won't I be wearing shoes?

Hmm

The music
Helps me digest
Makes me poopoo
Yeah
Track Name: Fiveskin - My Degree
Hi there how are you can do feel bad for me to be subjected to it unless they want I don't have to say I guess you can do it unless it's not falling asleep in the shower

Asleep in the shower

I think you can see if they want a little bit about how to be a new one anyway
Static X Wisconsin Japanese asleep in the shower
Bed or easily avoidable blindness asleep in the shower

Sleep in the shower

Ooh yeah I hate the most popular person in my school of medicine
And I'm going to out get a little little bit of medicine
Lesbian the content is often used to imagine
Because you are not a satisfying cousin, satisfying cousin
Pork chops are three years old

Pork chops are
Pork chops are
Satisfying cousin
Satisfying cousin
Pork chops are
Pork chops are
Satisfying cousin
Satisfying cousin
Pork chops are
Pork chops are
Satisfying cousin
Satisfying cousin
Pork chops are
Pork chops are
Satisfying cousin
Satisfying cousin

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven

Pandas between us
I usually don't have to be subjected to it
Unless they want to imagine that
'cause you are not a satisfying cousin
Satisfying cousin
Satisfying cousin
Satisfying cousin is getting married in the shower
Now I have us to be subjected to occasional series of medicine
Near dentistry to be subjected to it
Occasional series of medicine and dentistry to be subjected to it
Unless they want to imagine that
Near dentistry to be subjected to it
Occasional series of medicine and cousin

Satisfying cousin
Satisfying
Satisfying
Satisfying
Satisfying
Occasional
Satisfying
Occasional
Satisfying
Lesbians
Satisfying
Satisfying
Satisfying
Occasional series of medicine

Stuck in the shower for her lesbian wedding
While I was away at school getting
My degree in medicine
Then she might let us in
To her skull to fix it

TO FUCK IT

Pork chops have been in the shower for three years
My satisfying cousin slipped and there were tears
When pandas came and broke her teeth
I fucked them up and tore their sheath

I learned that in my degree
While I was studying ---tistry

When pandas came and broke her teeth
I fucked them up and tore their sheath

I learned that in my degree
While I was studying dentistry
Track Name: Füch Me - Bénd ovér
Bend over
Bend over
Beeeendddd ovveerrrrr

Bend over

Bend over

Bend over
Bénd ovér

Bénd ovér
Suck it
Bénd ovér
Kiss it
Bénd ovér
Touch it
Bénd ovér
Eat it
Bénd ovér
Beat it
Bénd ovér
You like that?
Bénd over
Be nice to it
Bénd ovér
Suck it
Bénd ovér
Kiss it
Bénd ovér
Touch it
Bénd ovér
Eat it
Bénd ovér
Beat it
Bénd ovér
You like that?
Bénd ovér
Be nice to it
Bénd ovér
Suck it
Bénd ovér
Kiss it
Bénd ovér
Touch it
Bénd ovér
Eat it
Bénd ovér
Beat it
Bénd ovér
You like that?
Bénd ovér
Be nice to it
Bénd ovér
Suck it
Bénd ovér
Kiss it
Bénd ovér
Touch it
Bénd ovér
Eat it
Bénd ovér
Beat it
Bénd ovér
You like that?
Bénd ovér
Be nice to it
Bénd ovér
Suck it
Bénd ovér
Kiss it
Bénd ovér
Touch it
Bénd ovér
Eat it
Bénd ovér
Beat it
Bénd ovér
You like that?
Bénd ovér
Be nice to it
Track Name: Füch Me - Sideways
Mm, sideways
Oh yeah sideways uh
Mm, sideways
Oh yeah sideways uh
Mm, sideways
Oh yeah sideways uh
Mm, sideways
Mm, sideways etc etc
Track Name: DJ Sorry - Bitch In My Throat
Yes...
Feel the women of the night
Feel the women in your throat
Feel the goat
Rub the vomit on the goat

Bitch in my throat
Sick on a goat
Bitch in my throat
Sick on a goat

Bitch in my throat
Sick on a goat
Bitch in my throat
Sick on a goat

Bitch in my throat
Sick on a goat
Bitch in my throat
Sick on a goat

Bitch in my throat
Sick on a goat
Bitch in my throat
Sick on a goat

Bitch in my throat
Sick on a goat
Track Name: GCSE Crew - Dibbyde
Bidibidibidibidi Get on the floor
Bidibidibidibidi I am fucking poor
Bidibidibidibidi One Direction
Bidibidibidibidi Dick infection

Bidibidibidibidibidibidi Bellend
Bidibidibidibidi TescoASDA
Got to get to fucking fucking Tesco and buy some beans for 80 90p
Sell organic socks
Sell organic socks
Bidibidiganic socks
£21 socks
And soidaoihdowih 77p
When I bidibidibidi walk out the shop
Bidibidibidibidi One Direction
Massive erection
One Direction
I'm a bidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidi bad boy cunt

Bidibidibidibidi Get some ganj
Bidibidibidibidi fuck some flange
Get some Special Brew
Big ups to my crew
Driving in my 205 with Clive to KFC
Who wants to come and eat with me
Bidibidi chicken sticks
Bidibidi suck my dick
Hah-hah!
Yes boi!
Fuck off, cunt

TescoASDA
Bidibidi Get some ganj
Bidibidibidibidi out the shops
Gonna bidibidibdibdiwhdoaiushdoigh
Fuckin fuckin Tesco and buy some beans
Floor bidibidi floor
bidibidi Get some ganj
Bidibidibidibidi fuck some flange
Get some special

Dibidibidibidibi Man United
Dibidibidibidibi fucking shit
Dibidibidibidibi Man City
Dibidibidibidibi glass a cunt
Dibidibidibidibi fistful of Es
Dibidibidibidibi no GCSEs
Dibidibidibidibi 77p
Dibidibidibidibi KFC
Dibidibidibidibi Peugeot 106
Dibidibidibidibi twin turbo
Dibidibidibidibi on the dole
Dibidibidibidibidib
Fucking shit
DibidibidibidibiDibidibidibidibiDibidibidibidibiDibidibidibidibiDibidibidibidibiDibidibidibidibiDibidibidibidibiDibidibidibidibiDibidibidibidibiDibidibidibidibi

Bidibidibidibidi Get some ganj
Bidibidibidibidi fuck some flange
Get some Special Brew
Big ups to my crew
Driving in my 205 with Clive to KFC
Who wants to come and eat with me
Bidibidi chicken sticks
Bidibidi suck my dick
Hah-hah!
Yes boi!
Fuck off, cunt

Bidibidi Fuck o-
Dibidibi Man United
Fucking shit
awoiudhfoiurghwaoidfhgoifwajfegoirdhhbtte
Fuckin fuckin Tesco and buy some beans
Floor bidibidi floor bidibidibidibidibidibidi
Big ups to the feedback

Bidibidibidibidi Marlboro Light
Bidibidibidibidi get in a fight
Rock my fucking track suit
Fucking fucking Tesco Tesco turbo turbo
306 205 Clio Durex no fuck Durex
Unprotected sex in my Clio
Ich bin ein Sauerkraut
Rockin everywhere
Vote BNP

Dibidibidibidibidibibdibibib
Dibidibidibidibi done a poo
Wiped it on my face in Tesco ASDA Sainsbury's
Steal from Sainsbury's
Sainsbury's shop assistant is fit
Gonna have sex with the shop and the assistant's tits

Bidbifdbidbidbidbidbidbdibdibdibdibdibdibdibdd
dbidbdibwdiwbdibdibdiwd
abdibdidbidbidbidb
dbdi
bd
bd
idibdidb

Fuck off, cunt
bubub
Fuck off, cunt
bubub
Fuck off, cunt
bubububu
Fuck off, cunt
buebueb
Fuck off, cunt
bubeubeubub
Fuck off, cunt
bub
Fuck off, cunt
bubub
Fuck off, cunt

Bidibidibidibidi bogaty smak
Bidibidibidibidi in da club
When I was 12 I had a child
His name is Mikey
Dressed him in Nikes
I taught him how to rob the shop
Steal some fags
Eat some beans
Drive my car
Turbo, turbo
Hit a dog
Fido, Fido

I didn't cry, though
Hahah yes cunt
Fuck the dog
Cunt
Bididbidbidb cunt
Bidibddi fuck the stupid dog
Cunt
Intestines of dog

Bidibidibidibidi 90p sofa
Bidibidibidibidi found it next to a shed
Bidibidibidibidi steal your car
Bidibidibidibidi stole your cat
Gonna give your cat back for £90 mate
Gimme £90 so I can get fat
Suck a ganj please
Yeah you're the best mate
£11
I can get some more furniture with that
And I will rob your house
And get my £90 back out your twat
In fact you're gay, you're shit and you don't vote UKIP you fucking cunt

Dibidibidibidibi Desperados
Dibidibidibidibi wicked shit
Dibidibidibidibi lager lager
Dibidibidibidibi piss in fffffFFFFFFFF-

Fuck off, cunt
Track Name: GCSE Crew - Free Fine Hors
Three fine hoes
Takin off their clothes
They lickin' my dick and suckin' my nuts
I got my dick up in their guts

Three fine hoes
Takin off their clothes
They lickin' my dicks and suckin' my nuts
Oops

Dibibidibidi three fine hoes in Manchester
Doin' 100BPM in my Ford Fiesta
Dibibidibidi three fine hoes
Up in their guts with my dick and the tits in their mouth and the shelf and the A12 and the dibidibidibi and the digeridoo in the bumhole
Digeridoo in the bumhole with the hoes
Dibidibidibidibi three fine hoes
Three of them on my dick
Eating their clothes
Covered in spunk
Covered in poo with my dad

Dibidibidibidibi three fine hoes
In my Clio twin turbo down the A12 fuckin her dad

Fuck, fuck, fu-fuck, fuck
Fuck, fuck, fu-fuck, fuck, fuck-fuck
Fuck, fuck, fu-fuck, fuck
Fuck, fuck, fu-

Dibidibidibi twin tubro broke down on the A12
Got the AA
They are gay
They are killing my hoes
Cus they don't like hoes cus they are gay
I had sex with the AA
Got 30% off my car insurance
Yeah, fuck the RAC, they aren't gay

Went to Specsaver because my eyes are disabled
My favourite lesson at school was drugs
Drivin' down the A12 when i broke down
I took a bloke down to the A12 and blew the bloke
And now he's in my hole
I got too much cum in my hole
Went to the hospital

Too much cum in my hole
Went to the hospital
Too much cum in my hole
Went to the hospital
Too much cum in my hole
Went to
Too much cum in my hole
Went to
Too much cum in my hole
Went to the hospital

Fuck
Track Name: GCSE Crew - Tax
Bought some tape at Wilko's
I don't forget about them, those pill those
Did my tax
Played the sax
Started a new work project
Wrote it down
Benefit the town
Bus shelters to inspect
Dibidbidbibibdibdibdidbidbidbidbd cunt

Only Wilko's gives me tape
Only Wilko's is the tape
Tape is well good for bus shelter
Come and do your fucking tax

Come and do your tax
Rub it on my backs

Taxes
["taxes" in various languages]
Track Name: Unknown Artist - (record was found inside a hospital again)
My anus has prolapsed, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
UHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Track Name: Infuckted Muffshrimp - Speakers Up My Anus
Anus
Shit

Speakers up my anus
Come feel the beat
Come in and join us
And come and eat some shit

Speakers up my anus
Come feel the beat
Come in and join us
And come and eat some shit

Anus anus anus anus anus anus anus

Speakers up my anus
Come feel the beat
Come in and join us
And come and eat some shit

Speakers up my anus
Come feel the beat
Come in and join us
And come and eat some shit

Speakers up my anus
Come feel the beat
Come in and join us
And come and eat some shit

Speakers up my anus
Come feel the beat
Come in and join us
And come and eat some shit
Track Name: Jumping All Over The Turd
Hardcore hardcore
Do a poo on the floor
Hardcore hardcore
Forward, spaghetti and lactate

Eat gas
Bum my ass
Gotta go fast
You shall not pass

Delete aowudhfigufhaosdiufhsdt fuck

Do you believe in life after love?
I can feel something inside me saying
"I really don't think you're strong enough, no"

Frickedy frack
Bumbaclat
Fuck my bum with Blu-Tac

Daddy beat me with a hammer
Fuck the police
Sexy hammer

Tits McGee
Shibbidy Dee
Lesbians can explode with wee

Finger, finger
JackTHerbert
Do a line of sherbert

Freedom fighter
Poo igniter
Nail biter
Fuck a lighter

Eat the queen
Touch my bean
Fuck a donut
Kick a dildoidafoijrawrtgthdgfsgo

Eat the queen
Touch my bean
Fuck a donut
Kick a dildo

Do you believe in life after love?
I can feel something inside me saying
"I really don't think you're strong enough, no"

Shit the bed
Lick my head
Fart a dick
Levitate
Masturbate
Eat my dad
Punch wee wee
Windows has closed due to an unexpected error

Do you believe in life after love?
I can feel something inside me saying
"I really don't think you're strong enough, no"

A-B-C-D
1-2-3-Key
V-A-G oh baby
Selotape my gravy

Fuck shit arse Sainsbury's
There's nothing that rhymes with Sainsbury's
Tesco Tesco, (what, what is that?)
"Litvenyenko"

Do you believe in life after love?
I can feel something inside me saying
"I really don't think you're strong enough, no"

Do you believe in life after love?
I can feel something inside me saying
"I really don't think you're strong enough, no"
Track Name: BARRRYYY - BITCHES COMIN OUT ME COCK
Stretch it out wide

Bitches comin' out me cock (x lots)

Got a big dick but it feels like something's missing
My dickhole is so tight, when I piss I hear it hissing
Stretch it out wide to fit some corn inside
I gotta make it gape so that it can take a grape
I got a real itchin' to try and fit a bitch in
Gotta make it gape a bit to accommodate a tit

Bitches comin' out me cock

I got a bitches arm
I put down my jap
It really really hurt when I went and fapped

My mother came in
I hid it in me sock
When she yelled at me I said
"Bitches comin out me cock"

I got her head up now
She's gobbling on my bladder
Don't slap her arse, that'll only make her madder

Pissin' like Niagara
When I take Viagra
Spunkin' like a waterfall when I got bitches in me balls

Bitches comin' out me cock
Track Name: Gagging For Poontang (Me and the Kleenex) (Tactical Wank Pt. II)
I've been at the club
And I am feeling bad
I haven't got a shag yet
This won't impress the lads

Everyone's goin home
With someone in their hand
Gonna wet their bones
And exercise their glands

Tried to woo the ladies
Tried to start some bants
Don't want any babies
Just want in your pants

Please give me your pussy
I want to use my wang
Not gonna say I'm desperate
But I'm gagging for poontang

It's just me and the Kleenex
Getting all the lotion
To put my hand in motion
I'm gonna have a wank

Tactical wank
Tactical wank
Tactical wank (yeah)
Tactical wank

Tactical wank
Tactical wank
Tactical wank (yeah)
Tactical wank

I'm gonna have a wank