Breathalozets

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John has been drinking; Jack has not been drinking, but sometimes Jack does drink; sometimes they split a drink, and sometimes they don't drink; but when they do drink, they need Breathalozets: the new breathalyser lozenges from Sweden

When you've been drinking and you don't know if you're over the limit, pop one of our tasty banana-flavoured lozenges and the tasty banana flavour will magically change to a minty flavour - if you are like Jack and haven't had a drink - and if you are like John, who has been drinking, our tasty banana flavoured lozenges will magically change to a pork flavour

Breathalozets: for that sigh of relief... beer

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from half under cover, released May 3, 2023

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