I can't escape the chill
It's not very nice
It means me no ill will
But I'm cold as ice

Why won't this stupid AC turn off?
It's mocking, it's taunting me
With its frigid blast of air
Why won't this stupid AC turn off?
It's three degrees, I just wanna be
Sittin' in my underwear

I tried the user's guide
But it was in Spanish
I looked it up online
But the wifi was damaged

Why won't this stupid AC turn off?
(Oh, this stupid AC)
It's mocking, it's taunting me
With its frigid blast of air
Why won't this stupid AC turn off?
(Oh, this stupid AC)
It's three degrees, I just wanna be
Sittin' in my underwear

I'm the king of the AC game
With units so cold, they'll drive you insane
Forged them here in my factory
How do I do it? I've got a degree
In thermodynamics and causing pain
It's a slippy slope to profit and gain
Once my units freeze you to the core
We'll sell you a fridge, cause we make 'em next door

My plan for world conquest is snow mean feat
Spending your cash turning down the heat
Then buying up stock in energy providers
Your temperature drops, all my options get higher
Soon I'll be the richest in the land
Everyone will recognise my aircon brand
While you're out struggling for minimum wage
I'll be ruling over the new ice age

Why won't this stupid AC turn off?
(Oh, this stupid AC)
It's mocking, it's taunting me
With its frigid blast of air
Why won't this stupid AC turn off?
(Oh, this stupid AC)
It's three degrees, I just wanna be
Sittin' in my underwear

Why won't this stupid AC turn off?
(Oh, this stupid AC)
It's mocking, it's taunting me
With its frigid blast of air
Why won't this stupid AC turn off?
(Oh, this stupid AC)
It's three degrees, I just wanna be
Sittin' in my underwear