Hey Dr. Colon
Lax me up, baby
I wanna shit on the dancefloor
When the music starts
I never wanna stop
It's a scat fiesta
Come over here
I know you are bored
You can ri-
WAIT STOP
Come over here
I know you are bored
You can ride me
Like a fuckin' skateboard
The music
Helps me digest
Makes me poopoo
Yeah
The music
Helps me digest
Makes me poopoo
Yeah
Doctor, I need something to help me poo when I dance
Alright, let me just check the "These will help you shit" cupboard
Ah yes, we have some, um...
Benefiber
Citrucel
Surfak
Dulcolax
Senokot
Bisocodyl
Pedialax
Wikipedia
David Cameron
Monster Energy
Freddy Mercury's teeth
Or my personal favourite: reaching straight into the anus and just pulling it out
You see though, this would be so much easier if the anus was on your feet
Imagine: dancing on the dancefloor with anuses on your feet
You could just dance, and shit out of your fe-
Music
Helps me digest
Makes me poopoo
But won't I be wearing shoes?
Robins decided to release the recording of his 2016 comedy tour during the Covid-19 shutdown at the behest of fans. Bandcamp New & Notable May 29, 2020