Pizza Bomb Acordó com Mi económ Bomba de pizza Mi utiliza Y garantiza Tu y yo tenemos una pizza Tu y yo tenemos dos pizzas Tu y yo tenemos tres pizzas [something in Catalan] Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza Pizza, pizza, pizza

Blister, a blister Blister, a blister I was walking down the road, I was walking down the street I had new shoes, yeah I had them on my feet Then I saw my crush, I wish that I had kissed her But I couldn't move, cause I had a blister! Cause I had a blister! Blister, a blister Blister, a blister I was walking to the doctors, to get some newer feet But before I went there, I had a bite to eat I ordered a McDonalds, and said "thank you, mister" But I couldn't eat it, cause I had a blister! (again) Cause I had a blister! (again) Blister, a blister Blister, a blister I don't know what's wrong with my feet I just don't know (fuck's sake) It feels like- Blister, a blister Blister, a blister Blister, a blister Blister, a blister Cause I had a blister! (again)

Wanted to get out I was lost in Kenya Looking for a trout I was fishing when the fish hit the ground I was looking all around Look at what I found A man who had just drowned A man who had just drowned He was looking for the Kenyafish, the Kenyafish The fish swims into your dick And eats your lungs and gobbles your bladder And meets your mum and wobbles your ladder He wants to eat your dad He wants to pet your dog The Kenyafish, the Kenyafish He looks just like a frog

John has been drinking; Jack has not been drinking, but sometimes Jack does drink; sometimes they split a drink, and sometimes they don't drink; but when they do drink, they need Breathalozets: the new breathalyser lozenges from Sweden When you've been drinking and you don't know if you're over the limit, pop one of our tasty banana-flavoured lozenges and the tasty banana flavour will magically change to a minty flavour - if you are like Jack and haven't had a drink - and if you are like John, who has been drinking, our tasty banana flavoured lozenges will magically change to a pork flavour Breathalozets: for that sigh of relief... beer

You take the mick, come and face me You think you're quick, come and race me You want this dick, come and chase me None of you shits can replace me! You think you got drop, you look eighty Come look at this, it's my based meme You know what's hip and really tasty? I'm takin' a dip with a pastry Splishy sploshy splashy pasty Here's my very wetzel pretzel Come into this pool and smash me Make me baps feel extra special Splishy sploshy splashy pasty Here's my very wetzel pretzel Come into this pool and smash me Make me baps feel extra special Come look at this, it's my based meme I'm takin' a dip with a pastry

We're waiting every night To finally roam and invite Newcomers to play with us For many years we've been all alone We're forced to be still and play The same songs we've known since that day An imposter took our life away Now we're stuck here to decay I got no time I got no time to live I got no time to live, and I can't say goodbye And I'm regretting having memories Of my friends who they used to be Beside me before they left me to die And I know this is I know this is the truth Cause I've been staring at my death so many times These scary monsters roaming in the halls I wish I could just block the doors And stay in bed until the clock will chime Man behind the slaughter Man behind the slaughter Man behind the slaughter (I hope you die in a fire) Five Nights at Freddy's Is this where you want to be I just don't get it Why do you want to stay Five Nights at Freddy's Is this where you want to be I just don't get it Why do you want to stay Five Nights at F- Five Nights at Freddy's Is this where you want to be I just don't get it Why do you want to stay Five Nights at Freddy's Is this where you want to be I just don't get it Why do you want to stay Five Nights at Freddy's

Got the water balloons? (uh huh!) Got the leis? (yeah!) Got the bubbles? (yep!) Then we're A-OK, let's go outside and play Walk, walk, walk Skip, skip, skip Tickle, yeah! Walk, walk, walk Skip, skip, skip Tickle, yeah! Walk, walk, walk Skip, skip, skip Tickle, yeah! Walk, walk, walk Skip, skip, skip Tickle, yeah! I'm hooking up with my gals Now listen up, I'm with my pals This song ain't no joke Cause we're all so stoked Being with my friends is just the prize On a day with the flies We'll have fun outside When the sun's nice and high So get your cheeks off the seat Let your body take the beat Walk, walk, walk Skip, skip, skip Tickle, yeah! Walk, walk, walk Skip, skip, skip Tickle, yeah! Walk, walk, walk Skip, skip, skip Tickle, yeah! Walk, walk, walk Skip, skip, skip Tickle, yeah! Yo, I'm John and that's my name And I'm the boss of the song I like to talk on my phone But today it's just been gone Playing jump rope is my thing And yes, I really can sing Spitting this thing is just my bling And having a ball is a hell of a thing Walk, walk, walk Skip, skip, skip Tickle, yeah! Walk, walk, walk Skip, skip, skip Tickle, yeah! Walk, walk, walk Skip, skip, skip Tickle, yeah! Walk, walk, walk Skip, skip, skip Tickle, yeah! Swatting mosquitoes like we're dumb Trying to smack them is no fun Spinning around in the sun Getting a tan, just like Sam Fooling around with water balloons Picking them out like a game Even though, they're all the same Now 3, 2, 1 It is a beautiful day Let us go outside and play Walk, walk, walk Skip, skip, skip Tickle, yeah! Walk, walk, walk Skip, skip, skip Tickle, yeah! Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, yeah!

F-L-A-P-P-Y C-U-M-M-Y D-E-E D-E-E Flappy Cummy Dee-Dee's! (nuts) To be one of us, you need to stick by your friends Be kind to one another until the end To be of one of us, you need to get straight A's Or maybe some B's, at least a couple D's To be of one of us, you need to write a sonnet About British TV show Wallace and Gromit To be of one of us, you need to eat a block of cheese In ten minutes while doing pilates To be of one of us, you need to fly to Japan And scale Mt Fuji in the back of a van To be of one of us, you need to score a homerun With the spleen of a pig or the head of a nun To be of one of us, you must be real nice And also a lamb you must sacrifice To be of one of us, we need three of your ribs And you will join the blood cult of khkjcxkrwzdxh

I can't escape the chill It's not very nice It means me no ill will But I'm cold as ice Why won't this stupid AC turn off? It's mocking, it's taunting me With its frigid blast of air Why won't this stupid AC turn off? It's three degrees, I just wanna be Sittin' in my underwear I tried the user's guide But it was in Spanish I looked it up online But the wifi was damaged Why won't this stupid AC turn off? (Oh, this stupid AC) It's mocking, it's taunting me With its frigid blast of air Why won't this stupid AC turn off? (Oh, this stupid AC) It's three degrees, I just wanna be Sittin' in my underwear I'm the king of the AC game With units so cold, they'll drive you insane Forged them here in my factory How do I do it? I've got a degree In thermodynamics and causing pain It's a slippy slope to profit and gain Once my units freeze you to the core We'll sell you a fridge, cause we make 'em next door My plan for world conquest is snow mean feat Spending your cash turning down the heat Then buying up stock in energy providers Your temperature drops, all my options get higher Soon I'll be the richest in the land Everyone will recognise my aircon brand While you're out struggling for minimum wage I'll be ruling over the new ice age Why won't this stupid AC turn off? (Oh, this stupid AC) It's mocking, it's taunting me With its frigid blast of air Why won't this stupid AC turn off? (Oh, this stupid AC) It's three degrees, I just wanna be Sittin' in my underwear Why won't this stupid AC turn off? (Oh, this stupid AC) It's mocking, it's taunting me With its frigid blast of air Why won't this stupid AC turn off? (Oh, this stupid AC) It's three degrees, I just wanna be Sittin' in my underwear