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Twelve Days of Easter

from Exciting Nursery Rhymes for Children by Huge Umbrella

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On the first day of Easter my true love gave to me,
A wife with a knobbly knee.

On the second day of Easter my true love gave to me,
Some sticky sex,
And a wife with a knobbly knee.

On the third day of Easter my true love gave to me,
3 fine hoes,
Some sticky sex,
And a wife with a knobbly knee.

On the fourth day of Easter my true love gave to me,
420 blaze it,
3 fine hoes,
Some sticky sex,
And a wife with a knobbly knee.

On the fifth day of Easter my true love gave to me,
5 prolapsed rings,
420 blaze it,
3 fine hoes,
Some sticky sex,
And a wife with a knobbly knee.

On the sixth day of Easter my true love gave to me,
6 broken feet,
5 prolapsed rings,
420 blaze it,
3 fine hoes,
Some sticky sex,
And a wife with a knobbly knee.

On the seventh day of Easter my true love gave to me,
7 custard creams,
6 broken feet,
5 prolapsed rings,
420 blaze it,
3 fine hoes,
Some sticky sex,
And a wife with a knobbly knee.

On the eigth day of Easter my true love gave to me,
8, 8, 8,
7 custard creams,
6 broken feet,
5 prolapsed rings,
420 blaze it,
3 fine hoes,
Some sticky sex,
And a wife with a knobbly knee.

On the ninth day of Easter my true love gave to me,
NEIN, NEIN, NEIN,
8, 8, 8,
7 custard creams,
6 broken feet,
5 prolapsed rings,
420 blaze it,
3 fine hoes,
Some sticky sex,
And a wife with a knobbly knee.

On the tenth day of Easter my true love gave to me,
10 year olds,
NEIN, NEIN, NEIN,
8, 8, 8,
7 custard creams,
6 broken feet,
5 prolapsed rings,
420 blaze it,
3 fine hoes,
Some sticky sex,
And a wife with a knobbly knee.

On the eleventh day of Easter my true love gave to me,
11, 12, 13,
10 year olds,
NEIN, NEIN, NEIN,
8, 8, 8,
7 custard creams,
6 broken feet,
5 prolapsed rings,
420 blaze it,
3 fine hoes,
Some sticky sex,
And a wife with a knobbly knee.

On the twelfth day of Easter my true love gave to me,
I'm 12 and what is this,
11, 12, 13,
10 year olds,
NEIN, NEIN, NEIN,
8, 8, 8,
7 custard creams,
6 broken feet,
5 prolapsed rings,
420 blaze it,
3 fine hoes,
Some sticky sex,
And a wife with a knobbly knee.

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from Exciting Nursery Rhymes for Children, released July 26, 2014

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