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Tesco Run

from FUK: Ass Culture by Huge Umbrella

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Take it to the top
Take it to the bottom
Take it to the left
Take it to Tesco

Here at Tesco
You can get a TV
For less than a pound
If you steal it

(This is the police, pull over the car!)
Don't pull over
Go very far

Crash into a bridge
Kill an old man
Kill an old man
And an old dog

[Today a 20-year-old man has stolen a TV and killed old men and a dog. What a cunt.]

Get out of the car
Go into ASDA
See that the TVs are cheaper in ASDA
Buy a TV that's cheaper in ASDA
Steal some bubblegum
And get killed in ASDA

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from FUK: Ass Culture, released November 16, 2015

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