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I have a sweet desire,
A plan I must conspire,
To get the jar which I should need,
I will get onto my hands and knees.

I will conceal a knife,
Take my father's life,
He can't tell me what to do,
Eating sugar till I poo.

Johnny Johnny!
Yes Papa?
Eating sugar?
No Papa!
Telling lies?
No Papa!
Open your mouth!
Ha, ha, ha!

Johnny Johnny!
Yes Papa?
Eating sugar?
No Papa!
Telling lies?
No Papa!
Open your mouth!
Ha, ha, ha!

It's all done now, my father is dead,
I've gone and killed his stupid head.
I shall not tell a lie,
I just made my dad die.

I can't help thinking that what I've done is wrong,
I could have just asked him all along.
Now he can't tell me what to do,
Got to go and take that poo.

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from Exciting Nursery Rhymes for Children, released July 26, 2014

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