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FUK: Ass Culture

by Huge Umbrella

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Love every party Wednesday night parking Move your head, shoulders and toes Rock your body It is the night Where you love the sexy ladies Fuck me in my yellow Mercedes Vape with the lads Get meth for my vape Dance with a babe She's a 9/10 She smells like men Sweat in her pits Slice off her tits Sex sex sex sex Triple X X X Lady party in my pants on a Thursday After-party in the lads also on a Thursday Sex condom club club Penis fanny rub-a-dub Sex sex sex sex Triple X X X Sex sex sex sex Triple X X X Sex sex sex sex Triple X X X Sex sex sex sex Triple X X X
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Tesco Run 02:45
Take it to the top Take it to the bottom Take it to the left Take it to Tesco Here at Tesco You can get a TV For less than a pound If you steal it (This is the police, pull over the car!) Don't pull over Go very far Crash into a bridge Kill an old man Kill an old man And an old dog [Today a 20-year-old man has stolen a TV and killed old men and a dog. What a cunt.] Get out of the car Go into ASDA See that the TVs are cheaper in ASDA Buy a TV that's cheaper in ASDA Steal some bubblegum And get killed in ASDA
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HAPPY: If you're happy and you know it There's a great way you can show it! GAY: Rip off all my fucking clothes and put your arse against my nose HAPPY: Sing and dance with all your friends It's the fun that never ends! GAY: I will lick your asshole well I am going straight to Hell HAPPY: Jammin' with the funky groove Demonstrate your far-out moves! GAY: Shove your penis in and out AIDS and HIV and Gout HAPPY: When we are all done for now I sit on bed in my dressing gown The one thing I want most of all... Well... TOGETHER: I'd really like a penis I'd really like happiness I'd really like a penis I'd really like happiness I'd really like a penis I'd really like happiness I'd really like a penis I'd really like happiness I'd really like a penis I'd really like happiness I'd really like a penis I'd really like happiness I'd really like a penis I'd really like happiness I'd really like a penis I'd really like happiness I'd really like a penis I'd really like happiness I'd really like a penis I'd really like happiness I'd really like a penis I'd really like happiness I'd really like a penis I'd really like happiness
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But I just wanna fuck the dog But I just wanna fuck the dog But I wanna fuck the fridge But I just wanna fuck the Pope I.. wait... 'cause I just wanna fuck a knife We just wanna fuck the dog, dog, fridge, pope, wait, a knife
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Hey Dr. Colon Lax me up, baby I wanna shit on the dancefloor When the music starts I never wanna stop It's a scat fiesta Come over here I know you are bored You can ri- WAIT STOP Come over here I know you are bored You can ride me Like a fuckin' skateboard The music Helps me digest Makes me poopoo Yeah The music Helps me digest Makes me poopoo Yeah Doctor, I need something to help me poo when I dance Alright, let me just check the "These will help you shit" cupboard Ah yes, we have some, um... Benefiber Citrucel Surfak Dulcolax Senokot Bisocodyl Pedialax Wikipedia David Cameron Monster Energy Freddy Mercury's teeth Or my personal favourite: reaching straight into the anus and just pulling it out You see though, this would be so much easier if the anus was on your feet Imagine: dancing on the dancefloor with anuses on your feet You could just dance, and shit out of your fe- Music Helps me digest Makes me poopoo But won't I be wearing shoes? Hmm The music Helps me digest Makes me poopoo Yeah
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Hi there how are you can do feel bad for me to be subjected to it unless they want I don't have to say I guess you can do it unless it's not falling asleep in the shower Asleep in the shower I think you can see if they want a little bit about how to be a new one anyway Static X Wisconsin Japanese asleep in the shower Bed or easily avoidable blindness asleep in the shower Sleep in the shower Ooh yeah I hate the most popular person in my school of medicine And I'm going to out get a little little bit of medicine Lesbian the content is often used to imagine Because you are not a satisfying cousin, satisfying cousin Pork chops are three years old Pork chops are Pork chops are Satisfying cousin Satisfying cousin Pork chops are Pork chops are Satisfying cousin Satisfying cousin Pork chops are Pork chops are Satisfying cousin Satisfying cousin Pork chops are Pork chops are Satisfying cousin Satisfying cousin One, two, three, four, five, six, seven Pandas between us I usually don't have to be subjected to it Unless they want to imagine that 'cause you are not a satisfying cousin Satisfying cousin Satisfying cousin Satisfying cousin is getting married in the shower Now I have us to be subjected to occasional series of medicine Near dentistry to be subjected to it Occasional series of medicine and dentistry to be subjected to it Unless they want to imagine that Near dentistry to be subjected to it Occasional series of medicine and cousin Satisfying cousin Satisfying Satisfying Satisfying Satisfying Occasional Satisfying Occasional Satisfying Lesbians Satisfying Satisfying Satisfying Occasional series of medicine Stuck in the shower for her lesbian wedding While I was away at school getting My degree in medicine Then she might let us in To her skull to fix it TO FUCK IT Pork chops have been in the shower for three years My satisfying cousin slipped and there were tears When pandas came and broke her teeth I fucked them up and tore their sheath I learned that in my degree While I was studying ---tistry When pandas came and broke her teeth I fucked them up and tore their sheath I learned that in my degree While I was studying dentistry
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Bend over Bend over Beeeendddd ovveerrrrr Bend over Bend over Bend over Bénd ovér Bénd ovér Suck it Bénd ovér Kiss it Bénd ovér Touch it Bénd ovér Eat it Bénd ovér Beat it Bénd ovér You like that? Bénd over Be nice to it Bénd ovér Suck it Bénd ovér Kiss it Bénd ovér Touch it Bénd ovér Eat it Bénd ovér Beat it Bénd ovér You like that? Bénd ovér Be nice to it Bénd ovér Suck it Bénd ovér Kiss it Bénd ovér Touch it Bénd ovér Eat it Bénd ovér Beat it Bénd ovér You like that? Bénd ovér Be nice to it Bénd ovér Suck it Bénd ovér Kiss it Bénd ovér Touch it Bénd ovér Eat it Bénd ovér Beat it Bénd ovér You like that? Bénd ovér Be nice to it Bénd ovér Suck it Bénd ovér Kiss it Bénd ovér Touch it Bénd ovér Eat it Bénd ovér Beat it Bénd ovér You like that? Bénd ovér Be nice to it
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Mm, sideways Oh yeah sideways uh Mm, sideways Oh yeah sideways uh Mm, sideways Oh yeah sideways uh Mm, sideways Mm, sideways etc etc
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Yes... Feel the women of the night Feel the women in your throat Feel the goat Rub the vomit on the goat Bitch in my throat Sick on a goat Bitch in my throat Sick on a goat Bitch in my throat Sick on a goat Bitch in my throat Sick on a goat Bitch in my throat Sick on a goat Bitch in my throat Sick on a goat Bitch in my throat Sick on a goat Bitch in my throat Sick on a goat Bitch in my throat Sick on a goat
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Bidibidibidibidi Get on the floor Bidibidibidibidi I am fucking poor Bidibidibidibidi One Direction Bidibidibidibidi Dick infection Bidibidibidibidibidibidi Bellend Bidibidibidibidi TescoASDA Got to get to fucking fucking Tesco and buy some beans for 80 90p Sell organic socks Sell organic socks Bidibidiganic socks £21 socks And soidaoihdowih 77p When I bidibidibidi walk out the shop Bidibidibidibidi One Direction Massive erection One Direction I'm a bidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidi bad boy cunt Bidibidibidibidi Get some ganj Bidibidibidibidi fuck some flange Get some Special Brew Big ups to my crew Driving in my 205 with Clive to KFC Who wants to come and eat with me Bidibidi chicken sticks Bidibidi suck my dick Hah-hah! Yes boi! Fuck off, cunt TescoASDA Bidibidi Get some ganj Bidibidibidibidi out the shops Gonna bidibidibdibdiwhdoaiushdoigh Fuckin fuckin Tesco and buy some beans Floor bidibidi floor bidibidi Get some ganj Bidibidibidibidi fuck some flange Get some special Dibidibidibidibi Man United Dibidibidibidibi fucking shit Dibidibidibidibi Man City Dibidibidibidibi glass a cunt Dibidibidibidibi fistful of Es Dibidibidibidibi no GCSEs Dibidibidibidibi 77p Dibidibidibidibi KFC Dibidibidibidibi Peugeot 106 Dibidibidibidibi twin turbo Dibidibidibidibi on the dole Dibidibidibidibidib Fucking shit DibidibidibidibiDibidibidibidibiDibidibidibidibiDibidibidibidibiDibidibidibidibiDibidibidibidibiDibidibidibidibiDibidibidibidibiDibidibidibidibiDibidibidibidibi Bidibidibidibidi Get some ganj Bidibidibidibidi fuck some flange Get some Special Brew Big ups to my crew Driving in my 205 with Clive to KFC Who wants to come and eat with me Bidibidi chicken sticks Bidibidi suck my dick Hah-hah! Yes boi! Fuck off, cunt Bidibidi Fuck o- Dibidibi Man United Fucking shit awoiudhfoiurghwaoidfhgoifwajfegoirdhhbtte Fuckin fuckin Tesco and buy some beans Floor bidibidi floor bidibidibidibidibidibidi Big ups to the feedback Bidibidibidibidi Marlboro Light Bidibidibidibidi get in a fight Rock my fucking track suit Fucking fucking Tesco Tesco turbo turbo 306 205 Clio Durex no fuck Durex Unprotected sex in my Clio Ich bin ein Sauerkraut Rockin everywhere Vote BNP Dibidibidibidibidibibdibibib Dibidibidibidibi done a poo Wiped it on my face in Tesco ASDA Sainsbury's Steal from Sainsbury's Sainsbury's shop assistant is fit Gonna have sex with the shop and the assistant's tits Bidbifdbidbidbidbidbidbdibdibdibdibdibdibdibdd dbidbdibwdiwbdibdibdiwd abdibdidbidbidbidb dbdi bd bd idibdidb Fuck off, cunt bubub Fuck off, cunt bubub Fuck off, cunt bubububu Fuck off, cunt buebueb Fuck off, cunt bubeubeubub Fuck off, cunt bub Fuck off, cunt bubub Fuck off, cunt Bidibidibidibidi bogaty smak Bidibidibidibidi in da club When I was 12 I had a child His name is Mikey Dressed him in Nikes I taught him how to rob the shop Steal some fags Eat some beans Drive my car Turbo, turbo Hit a dog Fido, Fido I didn't cry, though Hahah yes cunt Fuck the dog Cunt Bididbidbidb cunt Bidibddi fuck the stupid dog Cunt Intestines of dog Bidibidibidibidi 90p sofa Bidibidibidibidi found it next to a shed Bidibidibidibidi steal your car Bidibidibidibidi stole your cat Gonna give your cat back for £90 mate Gimme £90 so I can get fat Suck a ganj please Yeah you're the best mate £11 I can get some more furniture with that And I will rob your house And get my £90 back out your twat In fact you're gay, you're shit and you don't vote UKIP you fucking cunt Dibidibidibidibi Desperados Dibidibidibidibi wicked shit Dibidibidibidibi lager lager Dibidibidibidibi piss in fffffFFFFFFFF- Fuck off, cunt
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Three fine hoes Takin off their clothes They lickin' my dick and suckin' my nuts I got my dick up in their guts Three fine hoes Takin off their clothes They lickin' my dicks and suckin' my nuts Oops Dibibidibidi three fine hoes in Manchester Doin' 100BPM in my Ford Fiesta Dibibidibidi three fine hoes Up in their guts with my dick and the tits in their mouth and the shelf and the A12 and the dibidibidibi and the digeridoo in the bumhole Digeridoo in the bumhole with the hoes Dibidibidibidibi three fine hoes Three of them on my dick Eating their clothes Covered in spunk Covered in poo with my dad Dibidibidibidibi three fine hoes In my Clio twin turbo down the A12 fuckin her dad Fuck, fuck, fu-fuck, fuck Fuck, fuck, fu-fuck, fuck, fuck-fuck Fuck, fuck, fu-fuck, fuck Fuck, fuck, fu- Dibidibidibi twin tubro broke down on the A12 Got the AA They are gay They are killing my hoes Cus they don't like hoes cus they are gay I had sex with the AA Got 30% off my car insurance Yeah, fuck the RAC, they aren't gay Went to Specsaver because my eyes are disabled My favourite lesson at school was drugs Drivin' down the A12 when i broke down I took a bloke down to the A12 and blew the bloke And now he's in my hole I got too much cum in my hole Went to the hospital Too much cum in my hole Went to the hospital Too much cum in my hole Went to the hospital Too much cum in my hole Went to Too much cum in my hole Went to Too much cum in my hole Went to the hospital Fuck
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Bought some tape at Wilko's I don't forget about them, those pill those Did my tax Played the sax Started a new work project Wrote it down Benefit the town Bus shelters to inspect Dibidbidbibibdibdibdidbidbidbidbd cunt Only Wilko's gives me tape Only Wilko's is the tape Tape is well good for bus shelter Come and do your fucking tax Come and do your tax Rub it on my backs Taxes ["taxes" in various languages]
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My anus has prolapsed, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA UHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Anus Shit Speakers up my anus Come feel the beat Come in and join us And come and eat some shit Speakers up my anus Come feel the beat Come in and join us And come and eat some shit Anus anus anus anus anus anus anus Speakers up my anus Come feel the beat Come in and join us And come and eat some shit Speakers up my anus Come feel the beat Come in and join us And come and eat some shit Speakers up my anus Come feel the beat Come in and join us And come and eat some shit Speakers up my anus Come feel the beat Come in and join us And come and eat some shit
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Hardcore hardcore Do a poo on the floor Hardcore hardcore Forward, spaghetti and lactate Eat gas Bum my ass Gotta go fast You shall not pass Delete aowudhfigufhaosdiufhsdt fuck Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me saying "I really don't think you're strong enough, no" Frickedy frack Bumbaclat Fuck my bum with Blu-Tac Daddy beat me with a hammer Fuck the police Sexy hammer Tits McGee Shibbidy Dee Lesbians can explode with wee Finger, finger JackTHerbert Do a line of sherbert Freedom fighter Poo igniter Nail biter Fuck a lighter Eat the queen Touch my bean Fuck a donut Kick a dildoidafoijrawrtgthdgfsgo Eat the queen Touch my bean Fuck a donut Kick a dildo Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me saying "I really don't think you're strong enough, no" Shit the bed Lick my head Fart a dick Levitate Masturbate Eat my dad Punch wee wee Windows has closed due to an unexpected error Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me saying "I really don't think you're strong enough, no" A-B-C-D 1-2-3-Key V-A-G oh baby Selotape my gravy Fuck shit arse Sainsbury's There's nothing that rhymes with Sainsbury's Tesco Tesco, (what, what is that?) "Litvenyenko" Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me saying "I really don't think you're strong enough, no" Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me saying "I really don't think you're strong enough, no"
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Stretch it out wide Bitches comin' out me cock (x lots) Got a big dick but it feels like something's missing My dickhole is so tight, when I piss I hear it hissing Stretch it out wide to fit some corn inside I gotta make it gape so that it can take a grape I got a real itchin' to try and fit a bitch in Gotta make it gape a bit to accommodate a tit Bitches comin' out me cock I got a bitches arm I put down my jap It really really hurt when I went and fapped My mother came in I hid it in me sock When she yelled at me I said "Bitches comin out me cock" I got her head up now She's gobbling on my bladder Don't slap her arse, that'll only make her madder Pissin' like Niagara When I take Viagra Spunkin' like a waterfall when I got bitches in me balls Bitches comin' out me cock
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I've been at the club And I am feeling bad I haven't got a shag yet This won't impress the lads Everyone's goin home With someone in their hand Gonna wet their bones And exercise their glands Tried to woo the ladies Tried to start some bants Don't want any babies Just want in your pants Please give me your pussy I want to use my wang Not gonna say I'm desperate But I'm gagging for poontang It's just me and the Kleenex Getting all the lotion To put my hand in motion I'm gonna have a wank Tactical wank Tactical wank Tactical wank (yeah) Tactical wank Tactical wank Tactical wank Tactical wank (yeah) Tactical wank I'm gonna have a wank
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about

The FATTEST and BESTEST and songs that are WELL GOOD, probably. FEATURING SMASH HITS "POOPOO", "TESCO RUN" and the MASSIVE "BITCH IN MY THROAT"

Do you like vomiting on goats? Doing your taxes? Perhaps two men being gay and happy is your thing, or maybe you just enjoy sucking cockyright. Whatever you fancy, WE DON'T BELIEVE YOU'LL FIND A BETTER EDM COMP OUT THERE, SO GIVE THE HUGE UMBRELLA MASSIVE A DOWNLOAD AND SUPPORT THE ASS CULTURE.


Disclaimer:

-This album complies with The Copyright and Rights in Performances (Quotation and Parody) Regulations 2014, Amendments 5.1

-We don't have anything against EDM, any of the artists parodied on this presentation, UKF, the BBC, dogs, UKIP, David Cameron, and so on.

-We also don't like to sexualise the females ok

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released November 16, 2015

This time, Huge Umbrella is, in alphuckbetical order:

General Mumble - Writing, vocals, production, mixing, presenting, "mastering", artwork
Glaze - Writing, production
ipi - Writing, vocals, production, mixing, presenting
JackTHerbert - Writing, vocals, production, mixing, presenting
ʝennifur - Writing, vocals, presenting
sc.Dave! - Writing, vocals, production, mixing, presenting
Twigileia - Vocals
Weeaboo Yiff Queen - Writing

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